Sunday, October 6, 2019

Whatever Happened To: The Cast of The Goonies

People around my age have a strong affection for certain pieces of pop culture. It's not just that we associate them with the simpler charms of childhood; movies like Back to the Future and Jurassic Park are genuinely good, TV shows like Dinosaurs work on a completely different level when you watch them as an adult, and music from the 80s and 90s has held up quite well.

The Goonies ranks pretty high among the childhood movies beloved by this generation. It's a fairly straightforward adventure film, combined with a dash of the "scrappy bunch of misfits" trope, as a group of youngsters stumbles across a treasure map that gives them a last-ditch chance to save their neighborhood from developers. It helps that Steven Spielberg came up with the concept, and the story and characters easily remain memorable several years later.

So what happened to the kids of the Goon Docks? Well, it turns out quite a few of them stayed in acting, with several of them easily recognizable today.

Sean Astin (Mikey Walsh)


The Goonies might be seen as a disorganized group, but Mikey Walsh quickly provides leadership and inspiration during the adventure. In one of the more memorable scenes, he encourages the group to take a risk and keep searching for the treasure instead of returning to safety, declaring, "Goonies never say die!" Although he's a bit meek at first and relies on an inhaler, he's grown considerably braver by the end of the film.


Sean Astin, now 48, was just a few years into a lengthy acting career when The Goonies came out. Mikey may be considered his breakout role, but he also earned plaudits for playing the title character in 1993's football biopic Rudy as well as Samwise Gamgee in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Recently he has voiced Raphael in the more recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series and Chester in Bunnicula, and played Bob Newby in the second season of Stranger Things.

Josh Brolin (Brandon "Brand" Walsh)


Mikey's older brother, Brand was somewhat annoyed by the Goonies and their antics, although he was just as outraged by the local country club's efforts to destroy his neighborhood. He reluctantly joins the group on their adventure after first trying to keep them out of trouble. Brand was also shown to have a softer side, comforting Mikey when he got distressed over the impending loss of their home and being a little more nervous around Andy due to his attraction to her.


The Goonies launched the acting career of Josh Brolin, who has since had a rather prolific career. After focusing primarily on TV early on, including as Wild Bill Hickok in the Western series Young Riders, he began to appear more frequently in film roles. Some of his more notable credits include No Country For Old Men, W., and Milk. Now 51, he's most recently been known for playing the supervillain Thanos in the Avengers franchise.

Jeff Cohen (Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen)


An overweight and excitable member of the Goonies, Chunk is prone to clumsy mishaps, exaggeration, and making up stories. In his confession to the Fratellis, Chunk admits that he has a fondness for pranks (although he feels guilty about the results of some of them). Though he lacks courage at first, he overcomes his fear of Sloth to befriend him and come to his friends' rescue. Chunk is also known for the "Truffle Shuffle," an embarrassing dance his friends sometimes force him to do.


Jeff Cohen had a few small roles before The Goonies, including roles on Webster and The Facts of Life, and appeared in a number of TV shows and movies before his acting career ended in 1991. Cohen lost a good deal of weight after hitting puberty and taking up football, though he said his improved health also helped terminate his acting career since he could no longer go after "fat kid" roles. He attended business school at the University of California at Berkeley and earned a law degree from UCLA. Now 45, Cohen is working as an entertainment lawyer at a Beverly Hills law firm he co-founded in 2002.

Corey Feldman (Clarke "Mouth" Devereaux)


Mouth earns his nickname from being, well, a little mouthy. He is fond of lobbing jokes and insults, many of them aimed at Chunk. His nickname may also have refer at least in part to the fact that he was fluent in Spanish (misusing his bilingual abilities to terrify the Walshes' maid) or the fact that he tends to prattle on. Despite projecting a sense of bravery, Mouth is often spooked or terrified by the things the Goonies encounter along their journey.


Corey Feldman had been a child actor for a few years prior to The Goonies, landing parts on the TV series The Bad News Bears and the film Gremlins. One year after The Goonies, he played Teddy Duchamp in Stand By Me. He has continued to act into adulthood, though in less prominent roles. Feldman, now 48, has been outspoken on the issue of child sexual abuse, saying he was molested during his early career in Hollywood.

Kerri Green (Andrea "Andy" Carmichael)


Though she lives in the wealthier Hillside section of town, Andy doesn't look down on those in the Goon Docks. In fact, she has a close friendship with Stef, is attracted in Brand, and elbows fellow Hillside resident Troy in the mouth after he runs Brand off the road. Andy's decision to join the Goonies on their adventure seems to be motivated partly by Mikey's speech and partly by a desire to get close to Brand. Her piano skills also prove useful for disabling one booby trap.


Although she appeared in a few movies in the mid-80s, including Summer Rental and Lucas, Kerri Green took a break from acting to attend Vassar College. Her acting career briefly resumed in the early 90s but soon became fairly sporadic. She wrote and directed the 1999 film Bellyfruit, and her last credited role was in the 2012 film Complacent. Now 52, she has kept a fairly low profile, though she reportedly lives in Los Angeles with her family and dabbles in screenwriting and other behind the scenes work.

Martha Plimpton (Stef Steinbrenner)


A friend of Andy, Stef isn't too happy to find herself on the Goonies' expedition and frequently expresses her displeasure. She is particularly annoyed by Mouth and trades barbs with him at several points, although the two develop a grudging respect for each other by the end of the film.


Martha Plimpton, now 48, continued her acting career with a number of bit parts on TV and in film. More recently, she played the regular character of Virginia Chance in the series Raising Hope and has also appeared in several theatrical productions.

Jonathan Ke Huy Quan (Data Wang)


An extremely inventive kid, Data carries around several of his devices at any given time. His intelligence and ingenuity come in handy at a few different points during the adventure - including successfully confronting the Fratellis at several points. Data is of Chinese ancestry, speaking heavily accented English; his family is preparing to move to Detroit due to the pending demolition of the Goon Docks, and he is dismayed by the possibility that he'll have to leave his friends behind.


Coming to the United States with his family after the fall of Saigon, Jonathan Ke Huy Quan started his film career with Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, where he played Indy's sidekick Short Round McFly. Quan's acting career petered out in the early 90s, although his last credited role was in the 2002 film Second Time Around. Although he has kept a low profile online, Quan has worked as a stunt choreographer and can often be seen at sci-fi conventions.

John Matuszak (Sloth Fratelli)


The deformed youngest brother of the Fratellis, Sloth has been ostracized and kept chained up by the family. He has limited speech, and his appearance and mannerisms terrify Chunk when the two are locked up together. However, Sloth is shown to be good-hearted and he happily helps out the Goonies after Chunk bonds with him. He's perhaps best remembered for the catchphrase "Hey you guuuuyyys!!"


John Matuszak was a professional football player, but dabbled in acting as well with his first credited role in 1979's North Dallas Forty. Although Sloth was arguably his most memorable role, he made guest appearances on shows such as Cheers, M*A*S*H, and The Dukes of Hazzard. Matsuszak spent most of his football career on the Oakland Raiders, but retired due to persistent back pain after the team won the 1981 Super Bowl. Unfortunately, he also struggled with substance abuse and died in 1989 at the age of 38 after an accidental overdose of the prescription drug propoxyphene.

Anne Ramsey (Mama Fratelli)


The matriarch of the Fratelli family, Mama Fratelli is the ruthless leader of their small criminal enterprise. She has a rather pronounced violent streak, likely being responsible for the death of at least one FBI agent to come to the Fratelli hideout; among other things, she also tries to shove Chunk's hand into a blender and forces Andy to walk the plank of One-Eyed Willie's ship. Her one display of empathy comes when she tries to calm Sloth down with a lullaby, though he quickly realizes that it's a means to an end.


Anne Ramsey was active in theater before starting a film career in the 1970s. The Goonies helped win her several roles as gruff, intimidating women, most notably as Momma in 1987's Throw Mama From the Train, which earned her an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actress. Unfortunately, Ramsey also suffered from throat cancer and ultimately succumbed to the disease in 1988 at the age of 59.

Robert Davi (Jake Fratelli)


Jake Fratelli is serving a prison sentence early in the film when he is freed by his family. He is prone to outbursts of Italian singing, as well as arguments with his brother Francis. Jake exhibits some cruelty, such as taunting Sloth, though he also takes a liking to Chunk after he rattles off a list of the worst things he's ever done.


Jake's propensity for singing hints at Robert Davi's own talents. He actually intended to pursue a career in singing but wound up stumbling into a prolific film career after Frank Sinatra chose him to play Mickey Sinardos in the NBC movie Contract on Cherry Street. Davi, now 68, has been acting ever since with roles in films such as Die Hard, Licence to Kill, and Showgirls. He's also been able to realize his dream of a singing career, frequently giving live performances and releasing a popular album entitled Davi Sings Sinatra.

Joe Pantoliano (Francis Fratelli)


His appearance might sometimes suggest a gentler personality, but Francis is just as hardened a criminal as his brother and mother. He assists with all of the family's misdeeds, including the interrogation of Chunk and disposing of the body of a dead FBI agent. According to Jake, Francis is Mama Fratelli's favorite child and this leads to frequent squabbles between the brothers.


Joe Pantoliano has racked up quite a few movie credits over the years, with roles such as Cosmo Renfro in The Fugitive, Cypher in The Matrix, Teddy in Memento, and Ralph Cifaretto in The Sopranos. Pantoliano, now 68, has also been outspoken on mental health issues after being diagnosed with clinical depression; among other things, he's founded a nonprofit organization called No Kidding, Me Too! to help fight stigmas associated with brain disease.

Tuesday, August 6, 2019

Bike and Brew: Niantic Public House and Brewery


Let's start by saying this wasn't the most aggravating Bike and Brew I've done because of the Niantic Public House and Brewery, which was a charming place with tasty beer. It was just the most aggravating Bike and Brew I've done so far, and this brewery just happened to be the one I was visiting at the time.

I previously sent a bit of criticism the way of the Niantic Public House and Brewery, expressing dismay that they were closed on Sundays. This meant that I wasn't able to pair a visit there with my ride to the Noble Jay Brewing Company, but it also seemed like shutting down for half the weekend wasn't the best business model. I mean, plenty of breweries aren't open except on the weekends.

The brewery has updated its hours since that initial ride, and now welcomes visitors from 1 p.m. to 7 p.m. So I opted to enjoy a nice ride on a sunny Sunday and check them out.


The initial plan was for a rendezvous similar to what we did at Noble Jay. I would head out via bike, my wife would meet me at the brewery with our daughter, and we would enjoy a day out before we separately headed home.

The first part of this plan went well. Instead of retracing the same route I took to Niantic last time, I followed Route 1 to the Niantic River. This route is fairly bike friendly with minimal attractions along the way, although there's a farm stand if you're in need of some fresh fruits or vegetables.


Niantic River Road offers a straight shot south with beautiful views of the river as it flows into Long Island Sound. There's also a small public put-in, Kiddie Beach, which wasn't looking too photogenic on my visit but is a good place to launch a canoe or kayak.


My previous ride to Niantic was on a slate gray day that didn't really showcase how beautiful this shoreline community is. I think this shot, taken from the bridge over the river on a warm sunny summer day, does a better job.



Downtown Niantic is a bucolic little streetscape with a bunch of restaurants, antique stores, an independent cinema, and other attractions. It's also one of the few places where people actually stop for pedestrians, since enough people are strolling around that people know to watch out for folks on the sidewalk.




Just about every time I ride into Niantic, I make a stop at the Book Barn. This is a fantastic used bookstore, with its main collection in the titular barn but many more volumes housed in other outbuildings throughout the property. The store claims to have some 350,000 books available, at the main site and a few other satellite locations in town.

It would be easy to spend a whole day here. The grounds are beautifully landscaped, with Adirondack chairs and other seating areas to sit down with a newly purchased book. They have games and places for kids to play. Best of all, they provide coffee and have a family of friendly cats roaming the grounds.

Unfortunately, this beloved site is also where the outing started to go a bit sour.


That would once again be a flat tire. I had a good year or two of riding in southeastern Connecticut, and now the back tire seems to go out every other ride. I suppose it could be a pinch flat or some such thing, but I'm starting to suspect that the sides of the street are just covered in a fine coating of ground-up glass.

No problem, I thought, I'll just patch it and use my portable pump to refill the tube. Except my patch kit was empty and I'd accidentally left the pump in another bag. The folks at the Book Barn suggested that I walk my bike over to Hole-in-the-Wall Beach, since there was a newly installed bike repair station there.


It was a fairly brief walk downtown, and I eventually saw the sign for the repair station. At about the same time, my wife texted to let me know that she wasn't going to make the rendezvous; our daughter was having a meltdown and refusing to get into the car. So much for Plan B of stuffing the bike in the back of her car and catching a ride.



The beach is certainly a nice destination for bicyclists. There's a small stretch of white sand on a cove, separated from another beach by a hilly park with bluffs offering beautiful views over the water. There's also a lengthy boardwalk running along the railroad tracks.


The bike repair station was located just off the parking lot for Hole-in-the-Wall Beach. Armed with a newly purchased patch kit, I got to work. The station only had one tire lever, but a wrench proved a suitable substitute. With the tube out, I planned to inflate it and identify the puncture.


Except that the Presta valve pump was absolute garbage. This may have been the point where I started saying some words that weren't suitable for small children.


So I trudged back into town with the various parts of my bike to ask Niantic Bay Bicycles to rescue me once again. And then I told them that it was one of those days where you really need a beer and walked the short distance to the brewery.


Niantic Public House and Brewery had been in planning for quite some time before it opened in November 2018. I'd visited once before, but it still seemed to be a bit of a work in progress. The space was sparsely furnished, and the bartender apologetically said she wasn't able to fill a growler because my preferred variety was down to its last keg. On this visit, they'd made a few improvements, including a popcorn machine that allowed them to serve a snack with each beer order.


I had to get home to relieve my wife of angry toddler duty, so I limited myself to one full pour. I got the Penguins Are Cute Porter, which was quite a tasty dark beer.



One stunning change since my first visit to the Niantic Public House and Brewery were a series of murals added throughout. Sea turtles, a key part of the business's theme, swam across the main part of the brewery, while beer-drinking dinosaurs lurked in the men's room.

And then it was back to Niantic Bay Bicycles to pick up my repaired bike and head back home. I mostly retracted my route, though I did decide to swing by nearby Williams Park to showcase this nicely landscaped New London venue with a statue of local hero Nathan Hale.


Also, my back tire got another puncture a few weeks later. I really hate these roads sometimes.

Total mileage: 16.14 miles

Previous Bike and Brew Outings:
Outer Light Brewing Company
Beer'd Brewing Company
Fox Farm Brewery
Shelter Island Craft Brewery and Greenport Harbor Brewing Company
Barley Head Brewery
These Guys Brewing Company and Epicure Brewing
Mohegan Cafe and Brewery
Noble Jay Brewing Company
Tox Brewing Company

Monday, July 8, 2019

2020 Democratic Candidates by Anticipated Shenanigans at Trump Rallies


Trump rallies are ridiculous.

Look, I know people who are supporters of President Trump for one reason or another. They think other countries have been taking advantage of the United States and he's pushing back against that, or that he's trying to improve federal spending, or whatever. Most of them acknowledge Trump's less than affable public personality, but usually say something along the lines of "Yeah, he's kind of an asshole but I think he's done a good job with XYZ."

I don't really agree with these sentiments, but I try my best to listen to opposing viewpoints. Given that conservatives were frothing at the mouth to attack President Obama for any possible misstep ("He asked for Dijon mustard on his burger, like a Frenchman?!?"), it's not really a good look to go after Trump for his fish feeding abilities...especially when there's plenty of personal quirks and policy to criticize. And I think most if not all of the more levelheaded folks who voted for Trump do the same thing; they may be rooted pretty strongly in an ideology, but are willing to consider opposing viewpoints.

But the people who attend Trump rallies? Yeah, I don't think they fall into this category. Because these rallies just seem to attract some pretty awful people.

I mean, what else would you expect when you give a blatantly obvious narcissist in perpetual need of self-reassurance a lectern and a microphone, and invite a crowd to indulge him in the idea that he's the greatest human to walk the earth? And hey, why not have said narcissist rail on about how people who criticize him are enemies of the country, since the impressionable people at the rally will lap it up and go into a proud, frenzied, public demonstration of the worst aspects of their personality? So the shining examples of humanity these rallies feature front and center include QAnon morons, neo-Confederates, people who harass reporters, and other very fine people who get offended when they're called deplorable.

Given that Trump never actually stopped holding these horrible events, and that he's officially declared his re-election bid for 2020, we're obviously going to see more of them in the next 16 months. In the meantime, the Democrats have 25 possible candidates to run against him, and the one they settle on will inevitably be subject to whatever jibes and effigies and other nonsense at the Trump rallies.

And since people have been having fun creating lists of "Democratic Candidates as...," I thought I'd make one about how you could identify the likely candidate based on the reaction at one of Trump's ego boosters in the midsummer of 2020:


Joe Biden

Seeking to capitalize on Trump's "Sleepy Joe" nickname, the rallies hand out free nightcaps for attendees. The crowd of angry people wearing white caps ends up looking like something else.

Bernie Sanders

After Trump denounces Bernie's "socialized socialist socialism," rally attendees are inspired to torch their Social Security cards, driver's licenses, library cards, Medicare cards, and any other forms issued by a local, state, or federal government. Fire departments supported by local taxes respond to a burning arena after the flaming ID cards inadvertently ignite a Confederate flag someone has proudly displayed at the rally.

Elizabeth Warren

Rally attendees pretending to be offended by Warren's dubious claims of Native American ancestry respond to every single one of Trump's "Pocahontas" remarks by erupting into tomahawk chops and war whoops.

Cory Booker, Julian Castro, Kamala Harris, or Wayne Messam

Pretty much just blatant racism.

Pete Buttigieg

Pretty much just blatant homophobia.

Kirsten Gillibrand

Confused by Gillibrand's vague resemblance to a younger Hillary Clinton, Trump frequently slips up and yells about e-mails and crookedness. The crowd doesn't bother to correct him and obediently erupts into cheers of "Lock her up!"

Andrew Yang

In order to criticize Yang's proposal of a universal basic income, rally organizer hand out "cash guns" to make it rain with fake money. Trump officials collect the counterfeit bills at the end of each rally and try to use them to pay off subcontractors jilted by Trump.

Beto O'Rourke

Having already tested out his flailing arm mockery, Trump thrashes his arms around in an exaggerated imitation of O'Rourke's mannerisms; it's the most exercise he's gotten in years.

Jay Inslee

Rally that would have made fun of Inslee for making climate change his central issue when it's still kind of cold in winter in some places is canceled after Florida is obliterated by Superstorm Geoffrey.

Amy Klobuchar

As a gimmick to highlight accusations that Klobuchar is a mean boss, rally organizers hand out binders and other office supplies to throw whenever Trump references these allegations. Many are injured.

John Hickenlooper

Trump takes the lazy route and nicknames his opponent "Loopy Hickenlooper." He also decides to contest Hickenlooper's record on brewing beer by founding the Trump Brewing Company and inviting rally attendees to find it at the cash bar or their local package store to outsell Hickenlooper's Wynkoop Brewing products. Attendees happily answer the call but give up after one six-pack after realizing that the beer is absolute crap; Trump Brewing fails within a month.

Tim Ryan

Trump goes on at length about how stupid Ohio voters must be to choose someone like Tim Ryan as their representative while his handlers desperately try to signal him to stop.

Tulsi Gabbard

Attendees start coming to rallies dressed up like Moana and Maui, and burst into impromptu renditions of "You're Welcome" whenever Trump brags about his purported accomplishments. Disney brings the legal hammer down on each and every person who does this with a lawsuit for unlicensed use of copyrighted material.

Steve Bullock

Trump mocks Bullock by making some remark about how Montana is the site of Little Bighorn, site of a notorious defeat of American armed forces by Native Americans. Rally attendees immediately accept his claim that he would have won the battle and Bullock would have rolled over for the Sioux.

Bill de Blasio

A vehemently anti-New York City theme builds from rally to rally, with attendees' insults toward the metropolis and its residents growing more and more intense. Trump, a lifelong New Yorker, finally snaps somewhere in the Midwest and calls the crowd a "bunch of losers meting out a sad existence in some meth-encrusted flyover shithole." Trump rally attendees are finally shocked by something Trump says.

Seth Moulton

As a rebuttal to Moulton's military service, Trump brags about how great a soldier he would have been in Vietnam if he had actually gone there. The crowd starts dressing like the cast of Hocus Pocus after realizing that Moulton represents Salem, Massachusetts.

Eric Swalwell

As a dig at Swalwell's central issue of addressing gun violence, Trump rallies begin inviting people to bring their firearms to the rallies and show that they can handle them responsibly. The rallies average 26 people accidentally shot per event as well as approximately 863 bullets shot into arena ceilings during the celebratory gunfire that follows a Trump insult.

[Posted just hours before learning that this scenario will not happen]

Joe Sestak

If Sestak gets the nomination, Trump would be going up against a likable former Navy admiral with a solid record but little name recognition as of yet. Trump rallies will feature the President completely ignoring Sestak in favor of yelling about Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.

Michael Bennett

Born in New Delhi, India, Michael Bennett is the only Democratic candidate who could maybe merit a "birther" scandal. But he doesn't "look Indian" and he's a senator from Colorado, so Trump instead spends most of the rally making bad jokes about marijuana.

Mike Gravel

Trump mocks Mike Gravel's bizarre 2008 presidential campaign ad where he stares at the camera for awhile and then throws a rock into a pond. Rally attendees start to respond by bringing in their own large stones and chucking them whenever he makes this reference. Many are injured.

Marianne Williamson

Trump settles on "Moonbeam Marianne" for his nickname, though most Democrats are using this as well. Rally attendees buy crystals and dreamcatchers, both to make fun of them and because their horoscope told them they would try a new experience today.

Monday, June 3, 2019

Bike and Brew: Tox Brewing Company


Once the explosion of craft breweries in Connecticut began to hit a fever pitch, I wondered how long it would be before one was established in New London. Even with the popular Outer Light Brewing Company located just across the river in Groton, eastern Connecticut still has a pretty low number of breweries per capita and a brewery would certainly bolster New London's efforts to be a "hip little city."

New London finally got its own brewery this spring when Tox Brewing Company opened its doors. Heading directly there would make for a pretty lame Bike and Brew; after all, the place is about half a mile from my house with hardly anything along the way other than an intersection stuffed with car dealerships.

So I figured a ramble along the coast before hitting the brewery would be a better outing.



New London faces a lot of challenges: it's a tiny city, measuring about six square miles. Its downtown has quite a few vacant storefronts, and many properties are tax-exempt (including a hospital, three colleges, and a plethora of churches).

Still, quite a few people are upbeat about New London's present and future. I took the photos above from a single spot, showcasing the "Whale Oil Row" of Greek Revival buildings and the Garde Arts Center, a beloved local theater.


Biking in the city is a bit of a challenge, but drivers are usually pretty accommodating of cyclists. After making my way through the center of the city, I paid a visit to the Fort Trumbull peninsula. There's an impressive fort preserved on the waterfront here, and it has some fascinating history to it. Late in the Revolutionary War, a British force led by Benedict Arnold attacked the fort as well as another one across the river in Groton. Fort Trumbull was later used as a Navy research center, and has only been a state park for about two decades.


Unfortunately, people probably know Fort Trumbull more for its association with the infamous Kelo v. New London case. The Supreme Court narrowly decided that pharmaceutical giant Pfizer could use eminent domain to take over property on the peninsula for a development to support the nearby headquarters it had built in New London.

Then they never actually carried through on the development, and abandoned the headquarters as soon as their tax incentives ran out. So there you have it: the company that makes Viagra is run by a bunch of dicks.

I should point out that the empty parcels are clear and ready for development, though. Some armchair activists out there have screamed that the site is now being used as a garbage dump, probably because it was briefly a staging ground to take care of fallen trees and other debris after Hurricane Irene.





From Fort Trumbull, Pequot Avenue allows a lovely route along the Thames River where it empties into Long Island Sound. It terminates near Ocean Beach Park, a popular white sand beach with a half-mile boardwalk and plenty of summer amusements.



Continuing along the coast, you soon cross into Waterford and find yourself at the Eugene O'Neill Theater Center. This campus-style environment has several different performing stages, plus a collection of cottages for actors and other residents to stay. It also has a nice-looking little pub on the premises, but unfortunately that was heavily damaged by a burst pipe and is currently under repair.


Just below the theater center is Waterford Beach, which has the same white sand as Ocean Beach but none of the development.



Much the the coastline in this area is preserved, with Harkness Memorial State Park being the next site you come across. The park is the former homestead of a family who made a bundle of money on Standard Oil and later invested it into several philanthropic causes. They left the property to be used as a state park, and tours of the Harkness mansion are available in summer. The home also has stunning gardens, which were already coming into bloom during the early spring ride.




Farther along down the coast is Seaside, which recently became a state park under more controversial circumstances. A former tuberculosis sanatorium, and later a mental health facility, the site was popular with urban explorers before being fenced off by the state. It's still a nice secluded place to take in a view of the water.

Continuing along Shore Road brings you along an inlet with several palatial houses and a place called Pleasure Beach. This beach is a bit of an odd one: it's divided into thirds, with one part open to the public, another open to nearby residents, and another open to members.


We New Londoners sometimes see the Waterford crowd as a bit high-and-mighty, especially those who turn their noses up at the city rabble, and this sign might be the best illustration of that. This is just one of several signs set up along the area bordering the public part of Pleasure Beach, angrily warning off potential trespassers and demanding that qualified beachgoers wear their identification badges to show that they belong.


All for a tiny beach with a view of a nuclear power plant. Whatever floats your boat, exclusive Waterford crowd.

That about covered the interesting things to see along the coast, so I made a straight shot back to New London to stop in at Tox.


Tox Brewing Company is set up in a former fruit market. The name refers to one of the founders' background in toxicology, which also explains the poison dart frog logo. I'm still hoping they'll figure out a way to slap some glow-in-the-dark paint on that.




This was pretty close to the opening weekend of the brewery, so there was a rather large crowd. Still, I was able to get a seat at a comfortable lounge area set up in one half of the space. The brewery has done a great job with the interior; the toxicology theme is carried on with a wall display of old pharmacy bottles (and beers from other local breweries), and the taps are shaped like mushrooms. Just for fun, they've also housed the iPad used for transactions in an old Macintosh.


As a new brewery promotion, Tox was offering a deal where for $10 you got a keepsake tasting beaker and four pours to be tracked with wooden nickels. I was also happy to see them support the local paper (which happens to be my employer) and that they had a robust game collection.

I sampled some of their IPAs and darker beers, and was impressed by both. In particular, the Deadly Nightshade coffee milk stout was excellent.


So much, in fact, that I opted to get a growler of it. That's certainly a benefit of ending a Bike and Brew just a few minutes' ride from home.

Total mileage: 18.97 miles

Previous Bike and Brew Outings:
Outer Light Brewing Company
Beer'd Brewing Company
Fox Farm Brewery
Shelter Island Craft Brewery and Greenport Harbor Brewing Company
Barley Head Brewery
These Guys Brewing Company and Epicure Brewing
Mohegan Cafe and Brewery
Noble Jay Brewing Company